Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online

Yesterday I discovered my latest unhealthy obsession that I feel must be shared with the world. Besides trying to find true love on chatroulette by jerking off on random strangers who are oddly desensitized to it by now, this is all I have been doing in class (well.. and sleeping). Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online: it's basically an amazing port of his popular golf game to an online applet to play. You can start a career and upgrade your golfer and play on some of the world's most popular and toughest courses. When I first gave it a try, I was having worse luck than David Spade's career after Chris Farley died, but after a few holes I was hitting more green than a glaucoma patient. Best of all, it is in beta right so it is completely free. I signed up and was tee-ing off within seconds. With daily tournaments and the ability to create your own golf groups for you and your friends, you can meet up and play with your favorite foursome anywhere you have an internet connection.

All I have to say is that if this is the direction that EA is going with some of their games then the future looks bright for bored teenagers and college students who are sick of their sheep dying in Farmville. If this game is free as a direct result of Tiger's sex addiction, then I can only hope to Christ that we find out soon that John Madden is a meth-head. To be honest, we have all suspected it for awhile now, I mean who eats a 6-legged turkey?