
Way to make your first impression on the league, young grass hopper. You got a moment with the best player in the league on a night when he has 9 turnovers and the only thing you can come up with is, "are you worried? I'm new to league." Really? I don't care if he's Kobe and he has 4 rings and I'm just a rookie. He did raped a girl, right? That's all the ammo I need. Maybe pretend I'm tying my shoes and when he walks by, I say something along the lines of "how does it feel to be a victim of assault for once?" I don't know. You can throw in something about playing lock down defense like it's the jailhouse, too. That's not even close to my best material. I save that shit for Powers when he tries to back me down on the blacktop.
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