While Steelers Players Are Abusing Chicks, Ours Are Banging Playboy Bunnies

Wes Welker – photographed here with Ashley Dupre, the hooker made famous by Eliot Spitzer – and Miles Austin were at the Playboy Mansion last weekend where the Playboy Golf Finals were held.

How's that for a shredded knee? This is how it's fucking done, boys. You tear your ACL and MCL, you go out and get some STD. I'm not remotely upset about this. Wes Welker is a guy who has a free pass for the rest of his life. The guy works his dick off every second he's on the field. I'll allow him to take a break from rehab to get his hump on.


P.S. BOOM-SHACKA-LACKA!