I Just Woke Up To a Very Rude Text

SALT LAKE CITY -- In danger of a double-digit deficit at halftime, the Utah Jazz closed the second quarter with a 7-0 run and opened the third with an even bigger surge. The Jazz scored 16 straight points between late in the second period and early in the third and held on to the lead the rest of the way, beating the Boston Celtics 110-97 on Monday night. Boston led by 12 before the Jazz got the halftime deficit to five, then opened the third quarter on a 9-0 run and pulled away from the stunned Celtics."The way we ended the second quarter kind of gave us a little bit of confidence and that kind of carried over to that second half," said Deron Williams, who had 22 points and 11 assists.Mehmet Okur scored all of his 14 points in the second half and pulled down 15 rebounds, C.J. Miles added 23 points and Carlos Boozer overcame early foul trouble to finish with 19 points -- all but one in the second half -- nine rebounds and two blocks.The Celtics, who had won four straight, had Utah's top two centers and power forwards in foul trouble for much of the first half, but didn't capitalize in the second after the Jazz came out running.

I'm not gonna call anybody out but let's just say this fine gentleman said something in the realm of, "Your C's sucked dick tonight." Yeah? Did they? I don't think that's allowed but whatever. You don't think I watch every Celtics game do you? True Life: I have digital drama was on so that's what I was doing. Which brings up another question. When did True Life really start reaching for stories? Like one year it was "I'm a drug dealer" and "I want a perfect body" Then it was "I'm addicted to porn" then they blow the lid off your skull with "I need a transplant." It's all fun and games until someone needs a transplant. Didn't expect that one. ANYWAY. The game was in Salt Lake City which means it was a 10:00 tip-off and away games don't come in HD for me. Have you ever tried to watch a game that isn't in high def? It takes ugly to a whole new level. Can't do it anymore.

P.S. The Durantula had 45 points and 8 boards last night. Yikes.