Girl Wins Rotten Shoes Contest

MONTPELIER, Vt. -- An 11-year-old girl will be leaving Vermont as the 2010 "Rotten Sneaker" champion of the United States. Trinette Robinson, of Bristol, Conn., was crowned Tuesday in Montpelier at The 35th annual National Odor-Eaters Rotten Sneaker contest. The runner up was 6-year-old Madilyn Taylor, of West Jordon, Utah. The two were among nine children aged 6 to 16 competing in the contest. Trinette will get $2,500 and an expense-paid trip to New York City. In the contest, the kids' sneakers were judged on the sole, tongue, heel, toe, laces, eyelets, overall condition and odor. Trinette said she got her sneakers dirty by playing hard in Girl Scout Camp and doing community walks for charity.

Figures she's from Bristol, CT. The armpit of Hartford county. Good luck getting a prom date, bitch. People might forget that you dropped your milk and trey in 6th grade but nobody will forget that you were the rotten sneaker champion of the United States. It'll follow you to the grave. She'll regret this shit in 7 years when the kids are still calling her Stinky Shoes Trinny. My biggest fear is that this post won't be able to top that picture. I don't think it did.