I love Katy Perry. She's totally in my 5 woman rotation. Like she doesn't even need to worry about sniffing the bullpen. Who's she kissing? My arch enemy, Justin Bieber. I don't what else I have to do to get his attention. I've tweeted him about throwing down in a cage match, threatened to punch him in the vagina if I see him on the street and then I even complimented him on his songs. They're so catchy. I hate him but make no mistake, if I had the ability to sing One Less Lonely Girl it would be my go-to move 25/7. Yes, 25/7. That's how hard I work.
Monday, March 29, 2010
Fucking Bieber
I love Katy Perry. She's totally in my 5 woman rotation. Like she doesn't even need to worry about sniffing the bullpen. Who's she kissing? My arch enemy, Justin Bieber. I don't what else I have to do to get his attention. I've tweeted him about throwing down in a cage match, threatened to punch him in the vagina if I see him on the street and then I even complimented him on his songs. They're so catchy. I hate him but make no mistake, if I had the ability to sing One Less Lonely Girl it would be my go-to move 25/7. Yes, 25/7. That's how hard I work.
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