Rory McIlroy Might Be Dating Caroline Wozniacki

Rory McIlroy's management company confirmed that he recently broke up with longtime girlfriend, Holly Sweeney.

Irish Examiner - The US Open champion’s management company issued a statement tonight saying: “Rory McIlroy’s long-time relationship with Holly Sweeney came to an amicable end before the Open Championship.”

The pair had a period apart earlier in the year, but 20-year-old student Sweeney, a cheerleader for the Ulster rugby team, was at Augusta to greet him after his hopes of winning The Masters were crushed by a closing 80.

Now there are reports that Rory might be dating tennis superstar Caroline Wozniacki. Rory was in England this past week playing The British Open and Caroline was in London for a photoshoot. A random tennis fan happened to be out at All Bar One in London on Sunday night and ran into Rory and Caroline. He posted the two pictures of them together and it definitely looks like they are laughing and then sucking face outside the restaurant. Rory and Caroline both went to Wladimir Klitschko's July 2 fight in Hamburg (although they went separately) and have been flirting over twitter since then. That's all the evidence I need. They are definitely banging.






She's all over his nuts.There's more exclamation points and wink faces in those tweets than in Rebecca Black's Facebook chats. Rory even pulls out a classic neg on her in his first and only tweet at her. Game over. Rory's got her hook line and sinker. He's probably laying pipe as we speak.

Michael Jordan Bets with Fans at Celebrity Golf Tournament

Michael Jordan is the most competitive person on the planet. He's also addicted to gambling. Those two awesome characteristics met on Friday at the American Century Celebrity Golf Championship at Lake Tahoe. Some fans decided it was a good idea to bet the most freakish athlete ever that he couldn't hit the green on a par 3.

As for the shot, did MJ make it on the green...?

Boom! Just like Game 6 of the '98 Finals. The dude is at his best in the clutch. No word on how much they bet but the winnings probably went towards his son's strip club tabs.

Rory McIlroy's Backyard Golf Course is Ridiculous

U.S. Open Champ Rory McIlroy recently did an interview with the BBC that aired on Monday in which he granted them exclusive access to his Northern Ireland home. Rory turned his backyard into a golf course and re-created several famous holes and bunkers including a replica of the "Road Hole" at St. Andrews (the one with the huge ass bunker). The BBC takes the same stance on 21st century technology as the MLB: restrict all access. Luckily I know ways to get around that so I have the video preview of Rory McIlroy's interview with the BBC:

Rory has his own personal greenskeeper that does whatever he tells him. "Grow that rough thicker!" "Cut the greens to 10.5 speed for the next 2 weeks!" "Make me a sandwich!" What I think Rory is trying to tell us is that he basically has slaves. I want to be Rory's wingman. He's Irish so I imagine his family is straight out of The Black Donnellys" which only makes him more awesome. I want to know how many girls he slays on this backyard course. 5 weekly? 6? A million?

Bubba Watson Knows How to Fix Tiger Woods's Golf Swing

Bubba Watson, yes that Bubba Watson - winner of 5 PGA Tour events, is trying to tell Tiger Woods, yes that Tiger Woods - winner of 71 PGA Tour events, how to do his business. In an interview during the Wells Fargo Championship, Bubba Watson went off on a rant about Tiger Woods's golf game, without even being prompted.

"Yeah, I'll just go ahead and say it, I think Tiger is going the wrong way. I think he's so mental right now with his swing. Just go out there and play golf. He used to hit shots, used to bomb it, used to do all that stuff. In 2000 and '97, I think he did pretty good. He won the Masters by 48 shots, or whatever he won it by. But, I think, sometimes, he gets carried away on that. A lot of guys do.”

Really, Bubba? How about you win a major or at least do better than shooting a +6 (78) in the final round of The Masters this year when you were -5 heading into Sunday with a chance of winning. While you were busy finishing 38th at The Masters, Tiger Woods was busy being mental with his swing and finishing 5th.

Kevin Na Shoots A 16 on Par-4 Hole

The Valero Texas Open started today and Kevin Na shot a 16 on the par-4 ninth hole. I know what you're thinking right now, "I only watch golf two times a year (the Masters and the US Open), what the hell is the Valero Texas Open?", but there is a great reason to keep reading. On the par-4 ninth hole, Kevin Na shot a...wait for it...

16!

He shot a 16 on a par-4! In a professional golf tournament! The man has made over $9 million in career earnings so it's not like he's Bethany Hamilton or Aron Ralston playing. At least if it was Bethany Hamilton I could attribute +6 to her having one arm and the other +6 to her being a woman.

I saw John Carlson tweet about this earlier but I just assumed he was responding to a score one of his friends shot while goofing around. Also because no one knows who Kevin Na is so that could be anyone.

Na tried to put down a 15 on his scorecard but was corrected by video evidence. After the hole he just laughed it off and I gotta respect that. What else is there that you can do really? He should have just snapped his putter over his knee and putted with his driver the rest of the round. ESPN says:

Na set a new low Thursday for the worst par-4 hole in the PGA Tour record books, shooting a 16 with a nightmarish sequence of shots.

"I got done with the hole and I said [to my caddie], 'I think I made somewhere between a 10 and a 15,'" Na said. "But I think it's close to a 15."

Na was smiling by the time he tapped in a 6-footer on the green.

"It's all a blur," Na said.

Na ended the first round thinking he shot a 15 on the hole. But another stroke was added after Na reviewed the video replay before signing his scorecard. He finished the round with an 8-over 80.

ESPN provided a video with a running counter of all his strokes (that's what she said). My favorite part of the video: "You're hitting 7." "7." "Over there." "8". "You whiffed it." "Whiffed 8." "9. 10. 11 out. 12. 13. 14." "Yeah, that sounds about right." "Yeah I think I made somewhere between a 10 and a 15." That definitely could be a part of the script for Caddyshack 3. The PGA Tour video of the full ordeal is below the ESPN video.

Ugg Boots For Men Official Masters Predictions

One of the greatest weekends in sports is upon us and all you need to do is sit back, drink beer, check TMZ for stories about Tiger Woods banging girls in his hotel elevator and follow our fantasy picks to see who wins. Blog Dylan and I are going to partake in a Masters fantasy challenge. We are using Yahoo settings and scoring. We had to pick a golfer from each of their A, B and C lists (1 from A, 2 from B, 1 from C) and then follow this scoring system:

A golfer can receive a maximum of 20 fantasy points in each round of a tournament. The golfer with the lowest real-life score in a round receives 20 points. Other golfers receive 2 fewer points for every stroke they finish behind the leader (e.g., a golfer 1 stroke back for the round receives 18 points, a golfer 2 strokes back gets 16. Golfers 10 or more strokes back receive 0 points).

Bonus points are awarded for golfers placing in the top three at each tournament. First place golfers earn 20 bonus points, second place 10, and third place 5. To earn bonus points for your team, a golfer must be active for at least one round of the tournament. The golfer can be in a non-activated (reserve) position at the end of the tournament and still earn bonus points for your team.

We also had to pick a bench and can substitute the players in each day. We couldn't pick any of the same players. A complete list of players in their categories is after the jump. Here are our starting lineups and the bench:

Mine:

A - Tiger Woods
B - Retief Goosen & Steve Stricker
C - Rory McIlroy

Bench:

A - Matt Kuchar
B - Hunter Mahan & Justin Rose
C - Francesco Molinari

Blog Dylan:

A - Lee Westwood
B - Rickie Fowler & Stuart Appleby
C - Martin Kaymer

Bench:

A - Jim Furyk
B -Ian Poulter & Fred Funk
C -Stewart Cink

John Daly's Ex-Wife Wrote A Memoir

John Daly's ex-wife, Sherrie Daly, just published a memoir about their times together. Yeah, we get it, you just got out of jail and need a lot of money. Nonetheless this video is hilarious.

Are you fucking kidding me? This MILF (I feel that I shouldn't call her a MILF because she doesn't deserve that respect) married into the golf world for money and fame and now she's writing a book bitching about it for the sole purpose of more money and fame. She also beat John Daly's ass one time so there's that. Honestly though, it's not very hard to beat someone's ass when he's passed out.

First she talks about how there were naked girls on a golf course. You weren't "prepared mentally for strippers on the golf course at a charity event" while you were 8 months pregnant? Why? Because that unborn child could see everything you could? Because you wished you were at the Pizza Hut lunch buffet instead of the golf course? Because you were a fat shit and felt jealous?

"I thought I was marrying into a world of neatly pressed collared shirts when I married into the PGA." First of all, you married John Daly. You were his 4th wife. Your husband was a well know gambling addict and raging alcoholic. The man claimed that he drank a fifth of Jack Daniels every day while he was 23. It just so happens to be my 23rd birthday today. This sounds like a dare.

"I thought that I needed to be very prim and proper and then I find out that well this one used to be a stripper. Well, this one used to do this. And this is the 5th wife. Or this is 3rd wife." Should I just copy and paste my last paragraph? YOU WERE JOHN DALY'S 4TH WIFE! JOHN. DALY's. FOURTH. WIFE...FOURTH...WIFE. STFU.

I'm just going to skip over the part where she talks about driving Escalades and how she wasn't "slumming it" because I could write a novel about that.

"The book details one long plane ride the couple shared with Bill Clinton when the sitting president explained the stem cell debate to her". "I'm a Baptist. I thought it was from the devil or something. And so he explained it and by the time he got done explaining it, you know, I was all for it!" Here I was thinking that a bright young mind like Sherrie's would take such convincing over a topic that she disagreed on like stem cell research. Boy was I wrong!

If you need any more evidence that Sherrie Daly is naive, she thinks god must have put her in prison for money laundering. I like how she wrote the book so that 1) people wouldn't think she stabbed John Daly and 2) so that her kids could have peace and that parents would let their kids come to her house. Wait a minute. Why the fuck would parents let their kids go to your house? You're a money grubbing whore who stabbed her husband, went to jail and is no longer married to a famous golfer. If you really want moms dropping their kids off at your house just start a class about how to seduce an athlete and take his money.

Europe Wins Ryder Cup

The god damn Nazis.

The Ryder Cup is one of the most underrated sporting events and came to a conclusion Monday when Graeme McDowell sunk a 15-foot putt to seal the win for the Nazis, fuck I mean Europeans.


The US started off with everything going wrong. Bad pairings and poor conditions were only the start when we found out later that the raincoats were so poorly made that USGA officials had to go buy new coats from the vending stand. After a poor second day, the US had a lot of ground to cover Monday. And boy did they ever. For one 7 hole stretch, Tiger played 7 under par, showing signs of the Tiger before he stopped fucking mad chicks. Steve Stricker and Lefty both won their matches and Jeff Overton broke late to beat Ross Fisher.

Unfortunately, the US came up just short. McDowell's putt on the 17th clinched the victory for the Europeans, keeping the streak alive of the US not winning the cup on foreign soil since 1993.

Tiger and Elin Officially Divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially divorced today. Shocking I know. I don't really understand why Elin got so mad. In my eyes, Tiger really didn't do anything THAT wrong. Clearly Elin wouldn't let Tiger give her a golden shower so he had to go get his fix from some slutty porn stars. I think it's awesome. Rumors circulated that Elin was getting anywhere from 100 mil to 750 million dollars from Tiger which is a fucking absurd amount of money.

Here's a statement released on Tiger's website:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

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Louis Oosthuizen Wins the British Open

Things we saw/learned this weekend at the British Open:

Louis Oosthuizen wins (and his nickname is Shrek). John Daly is a bad-ass American. Tiger Woods drops some F-bombs. Miguel Angel Jimenez hits the shot of the year. Rick Reilly looks like a dingleberry and acts like a Rick. And finally - when you gotta go, you gotta go.

Shrek (Louis Oosthuizen) won the 2010 British Open by 7 shots. The South African turned a potentially close final 9 holes into a bore-tore by draining a wild 50-foot eagle putt on the 9th hole. I still don't know how to pronounce his name by I have to give King Louie props for such a dominating performance this weekend.

John Daly's pants/outfits have been well-documented (here and here) the past few days and he did not disappoint on Saturday and Sunday. Saturday he showed up wearing these...

Richard Heathcote - Getty Images

If those aren't enough, his girlfriend showed up in this matching skirt...

Peter Muhly - Getty Images

Today, during the final round of the BRITISH Open, he decided to show how American he really is (as if the chain smoking and gambling wasn't enough). Where the hell can I get a pair of these.

Just for good measure his girlfriend decided to match the big guy again today...


Tiger was back to his old ways, dropping F-bombs after missing a putt, and I loved it. This is the Tiger I want to see - livid whenever he misses a short putt or makes a bad shot. I don't want to see him trying to act like something he's not. This video is from the 3rd round (Saturday) on the 13th hole. He misses a short putt and drops a few F-bombs as he walks off the green.

Yesterday, on the 17th hole, Miguel Angel Jimenez hit the shot of the year. His 3rd shot landed so close to the wall that he couldn't get his club behind it to take a regular swing. He decided to bank it off the wall and miraculously it landed on the green. Who cares that he eventually double-bogeyed the hole. Ridiculous shot.

How is Rick Reilly famous? He is a no-talent-ass-clown and for some reason ESPN had him doing 1-2 minute clips during the British Open. He showed up in a white suit - like that kid trying to be cool at the Prom.

Marcel Siem had to take a Ken Whisenhunt (sound it out if you don't get it, Ricky) on Friday during the wind delay. Thank you cameraman for following him and providing us with this video of Siem making water at the Old Course.

Rory McIlroy is Getting Laid at the British Open Tonight

McIlroy shot a record -9 under 63 today at the British Open at St. Andrews. His 63 tied the record for lowest round at a major and he became the first person to do it since Tiger in 2007. My money is on the 21-year-old from Northern Ireland taking home a cougar tonight. He shouldn't have much competition in the cock-blocking department because John Daly will probably hire hookers for the night and Tiger likely has more STDs than the hookers. Not to take anything away from Rory but the course was playing extremely easy today. John Daly tied his best score at the British Open with a 66 and Tiger rebounded from his 46th place finish 2 weeks ago at the AT&T National to shoot a 67.

John Daly followed up his great wardrobe choice from yesterday with this awesome getup. Where the hell do you buy pants like that? They honestly look like he went to the fabric department at Wal-Mart and had one of the Asians sew it into a size 50 pant pattern. I wish I had the balls to wear something like that out in public.

AP Photo/Jon Super

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John Daly is Still the Man

The British Open, played at St. Andrews - one of the most famous and classiest golf courses in the world - is this weekend and golfers have been talking to reporters all week. Tiger has been getting grilled on his personal life but the top story goes to John Daly. Tons of high-profile past British Open champions came together for a dinner. They all dressed in fancy suits and John Daly, surprising no one, decided to show up looking like a parrot.


Why is John Daly so awesome? ...Guess he was just born that way.

Geneva Convention of Basketball

Dwayne Wade came out today and said he has talked to Lebron and Joe Johnson about meeting up to discuss their pending free agency. Now first thing that came to my mind was "who the fuck invited Joe Johnson?", but then secondly I thought, damn that's awesome. After Dwayne came out to mention this, Chris Bosh, who I think can be a better addition than Lebron to many teams, said he would also join. This is a great idea because just the idea of 3 superstars like that signing to one team is enough to make me get a semi-chubby (only the thought of Carmelo can give me a full chubby). So my hope is that all these guys are gonna go meet somewhere, roll like 25 blunts of the best kush they can find, and blaze it all up, most likely playing NBA 2k10, and talk about where they're going next year. Please invite me Dwayne.

This also got me thinking of what other celebrity hang out seshs would be the best.


Baseball: I'd love a game of The Show with Jeter and Manny, especially cause I'd beat Jeter's ass with the Sox. You know Jeter's gonna bring some hotties and you know Manny's gonna bring some weed. Could it be any better?


Football: 2 came to my mind immediately and they both played in the NFC Championship game last year. Drew Brees cause he's bringing some fine New Orleans poontang and Allen cause he isn't scared to fuck someone up in the club when they say something bad about that fine New Orleans poontang (also, watch this because Jared Allen is a hard-ass).


Golf: Tiger and John Daly. It needs no explanation.

Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online

Yesterday I discovered my latest unhealthy obsession that I feel must be shared with the world. Besides trying to find true love on chatroulette by jerking off on random strangers who are oddly desensitized to it by now, this is all I have been doing in class (well.. and sleeping). Tiger Woods PGA Tour Online: it's basically an amazing port of his popular golf game to an online applet to play. You can start a career and upgrade your golfer and play on some of the world's most popular and toughest courses. When I first gave it a try, I was having worse luck than David Spade's career after Chris Farley died, but after a few holes I was hitting more green than a glaucoma patient. Best of all, it is in beta right so it is completely free. I signed up and was tee-ing off within seconds. With daily tournaments and the ability to create your own golf groups for you and your friends, you can meet up and play with your favorite foursome anywhere you have an internet connection.

All I have to say is that if this is the direction that EA is going with some of their games then the future looks bright for bored teenagers and college students who are sick of their sheep dying in Farmville. If this game is free as a direct result of Tiger's sex addiction, then I can only hope to Christ that we find out soon that John Madden is a meth-head. To be honest, we have all suspected it for awhile now, I mean who eats a 6-legged turkey?