Thursday, July 15, 2010

Rory McIlroy is Getting Laid at the British Open Tonight


McIlroy shot a record -9 under 63 today at the British Open at St. Andrews. His 63 tied the record for lowest round at a major and he became the first person to do it since Tiger in 2007. My money is on the 21-year-old from Northern Ireland taking home a cougar tonight. He shouldn't have much competition in the cock-blocking department because John Daly will probably hire hookers for the night and Tiger likely has more STDs than the hookers. Not to take anything away from Rory but the course was playing extremely easy today. John Daly tied his best score at the British Open with a 66 and Tiger rebounded from his 46th place finish 2 weeks ago at the AT&T National to shoot a 67.

John Daly followed up his great wardrobe choice from yesterday with this awesome getup. Where the hell do you buy pants like that? They honestly look like he went to the fabric department at Wal-Mart and had one of the Asians sew it into a size 50 pant pattern. I wish I had the balls to wear something like that out in public.

AP Photo/Jon Super

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