Linda Hogan Engaged to 21-Year-Old Charlie Hill

Hulk Hogan's former wife, Linda Hogan, is engaged to her 21-year-old boyfriend Charlie Hill. The 50-year-old who is built like a brick shit-house divorced Hulk Hogan in 2007 and began dating Charlie Hill shortly thereafter. To make this story even less creepy is the fact that Charlie went to school with Linda's kids Brooke and Nick. Brooke is one year older and Nick was actually friends with Charlie until he started dating his mom. Yes, Brooke's step-father will be younger than her. Charlie has to be in it strictly for the fame and money because why else would he date a woman that could beat him up and who's vagina is probably the size of Kate Gosselin's .

I'm surprised Hulk hasn't opened up a can of whoop-ass on this dude and drowned him in the pool he paid for but no longer owns. In an interview with Rolling Stone last year Hulk commented on the relationship saying...

"You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater [Florida] and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife ... I totally understand O.J. I could have turned everything into a crime scene like O.J., cutting everybody's throat."

I love any and all inappropriate comments and I can only hope the engaged news leads Hulk to go on a rampage Patrick Bateman style. Hulk isn't doing so bad himself in the "let's date people who are way younger than us and look like our children" club as he got engaged to his 36-year-old gold digger late last year. In case you were wondering, Hulk is 56-years-old. In other news, my future wife was born yesterday. She weighs 8 lbs 4 ounces and constantly needs her diaper changed.

Wait, wait, wait. Which one is the fiance and which one is the daughter?

Linda Hogan owns a boat which is appropriately named "Alimony" and she revealed that is where the wedding will take place. I think there should be a reality show that consists of the Hogans and Lohans living together. A 56-year-old married to a 36-year-old, a 50-year-old married to a 21-year-old, their 2 kids who used to be friends with their step-dad, Lindsay Lohan fresh out of jail with her SCRAM bracelet off (aka able to drink heavily), her dad that she hates, her crazy mom and hot 16-year-old sister. That show would be incredible.

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