Man-Eating Dragster & Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Doing Porn

Which video is scarier?

1. A dude almost gets eaten by a "funny car" driven by his dad

OR

2. Laurence Fishburne's teenage daughter, Montana, announcing she is doing porn with a scary black dude

The funny car went out of control while the driver's son was checking a few last minute items. He fell into the car like a great white shark scooping up its prey (shark week starts Monday!). Luckily he wasn't even injured and someone claiming to be the kid posted this on the Youtube page...

"ok so heres what really happen........ a stud in in the supercharger came lose and got sucked in the suppercharger in turned cracked the case of the supercharger and lifted the injector and when the injector lifted it opened the throttle and make the car go foward..... its a good thing my dad reacted quick enough to get the car shut off.... so no the body didnt hit the throttle...... everyone is ok and we just need a new case for the supercharger so we are taking donations......lol"

Yes, hilarious. You almost get turned into chum by a car and you think it's "lol" worthy.

Laurence Fishburne's 18-year-old daughter, Montana, announced she will be starring in a porn movie called "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes" with Brian Pumper. Pumper? Hardly even know her. On second thought, that's probably how the actual conversation went. The title makes me picture something where they are sitting around reading Dr. Seuss, smoking weed and then everyone just starts banging. The movie is shot to look like a sex tape and will be released August 18. Montana said...

"I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."

At least she has good reasoning behind why she chose to do it. Isn't porn supposed to be for poor girls with daddy issues? Maybe Fishy is broke and he and Montana have some issues we don't know about.

I honestly can't decide which is scarier so I will leave that up to you guys.