At Comic-Con last week they showed 9 minutes of footage from the new Piranha 3-D movie, set to be released August 20. As what happens with everything these days, it was leaked online. I will warn you by saying it is one of the most bloody/gruesome/outrageous things I have ever seen. It's basically people getting absolutely annihilated by piranhas and boats/boat engines. At about 3:30 in you'll start to think "what the hell is he talking about, this is lame...he's a vagina if he thinks this is gruesome" but just wait until about the 4:30 mark.
Without further adieu here is the VERY NSFW footage:
I couldn't help but laugh at the ridiculousness of everything that was happening for the last 4 minutes. The director, Alexandre Aja, basically thought of every way to involve piranhas killing people and take it 10x further.
"Tons of people already being eaten by piranhas? Let's have a wire slice 2 girls in half. Let's also have the wire cut off their bikinis so we can get some tits in this movie...everyone loves tits. I'm already getting an R rating, might as well make the most of it."
"There are hundreds of people that look like they just listened to a Dashboard Confessional album but let's have 2 boats collide and explode some dudes head."
"People already dying in the water? Fuck it, let's run them over with a boat."
"A girl already getting eaten alive by a piranha? Let's get her hair caught in the boat propeller. That will make things better."
"2 guys trying to save a girl by carrying her to shore? C'mon guys, no one lives in this movie - she's gotta get her torso ripped in half while they are carrying her. DUH!"
"I'm not making this movie for you guys unless there's a naked underwater lesbian scene. Oh yeah, and a dude killing piranhas with a boat engine."
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