I Think I'm Gonna Be Sick

The New York Knicks are the first team on point guard Chris Paul's wish list of clubs he'd like New Orleans to trade him to, according to sources. Orlando, where he could team with superstar center Dwight Howard, is the second team on Paul's list, which includes Dallas and then Portland, according to sources. In the ideal scenario, Paul and the Denver Nuggets' Carmelo Anthony would wind up in New York to play alongside Amare Stoudemire, forming a big three that could compete with Miami's newly formed super trio of LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh. "Those guys want to beat the three guys in Miami," a source close to the situation said. A report Wednesday on CBSSports.com said Paul saw what James did in signing to play alongside Wade and Bosh and has designs on doing something similar. Anthony has one year left on his deal with the Nuggets before he can become a free agent. The Nuggets, meanwhile, have offered Anthony a three-year, $65 million contract extension.

Big CP3 fan mainly because he's one of the last guys in the league that gives a shit but this can't happen. Not because it's to the Knicks but because of the precedent it sets for other guys in the league.  It's like Chris Paul saw this awesome party going on in Miami so instead of acting like a man and honoring his contract for 2 more years, he whines like a little bitch to get traded to NY to play with his boy Amare and start his own party. Classic high school move. Oh I didn't get invited to the fiesta? Let me start my own to pull other people from his party so it's not as good. Well fuck that because I know how that ends. You say hey let's to this party till 10 then check out the other one and they both end up sucking. Two big parties in a small town doesn't work just like two powerhouse teams in a mediocre league is fucking boring television. Look at the NFL. You got 12 teams in each league that are legit title contenders every year. Every game is important. Next year in the NBA it's gonna be Miami, Boston, LA, Chicago and Orlando. They all play eachother like twice a year. And we have to watch 82 games before the real shit starts hitting the fan in the playoffs. So fuck Chris Paul and fuck Lebron James. You can't play God. I'd rather lead a team all by myself and beat everyone so I can send out a mass text to every contact in my phone that reads something like this, "HOW DOES MY ASS TASTE?!?!?!"