Demi Lovato Possible Sex Tape

At the end of October, Demi Lovato was all set to start a South American leg of the Jonas Brothers tour. A few days into the tour, reports surfaced that she beat the hell out of a backup dancer and had left the tour to enter rehab. Demi has been suspected of being a cutter and getting bullied so going to rehab should not have surprised us but reports surfaced that she was in rehab for alcohol and coke addictions. The first word that comes to mind is, "boss".

A few days after the report of her going to rehab leaked came the report that she punched that backup dancer in the face. The reason, according to reports, was that Demi and friends were partying hard (i.e. being awesome) and her dad found out (likely because of that stupid backup dancer). Basically Demi tries to have fun while "backup dancers" tell on her.

Anywho, Demi is in "rehab" right now but that hasn't stopped various reports of her past behaviors from surfacing. The other day two pictures of her partying with friends surfaced.

On one hand these pictures are really awesome because they feature an 18-year old Disney star licking another girl and pulling down her shirt but on the other hand there's a really creepy dude in the background. Oh yeah, there's also the fact that her tits look like she borrowed them from an MTV reality TV series contestant.

This weekend reports surfaced that Demi has a sex tape that will probably surface soon. She turned 18 this past August so the videos had to be recorded in the last few months or else everyone involved will become regular names on Nightline. According to the report,

"This girl is already in trouble, so we’ll try to take it easy on her. On her recent tour, she frequently kicked everyone else off the tour bus so that she could bring random guys aboard. They would spend hours doing what hormonally-charged kids do while her band had to wait outside. One of the people who waited outside was her chaperone, a relative who knew exactly what was happening and did nothing. By the way, our girl loves to film everything. Everything. Yes, there is more than a chance that it will be made public soon"

All I have to say is that she sounds 1) Awesome to party with 2) Less annoying than other 18-year olds 3) Do I need a "3" after those 2? If you don't know who Demi Lovato is or haven't listened to her music, watch this music video and it will rock your world.

We Suck, But Sex Tape News!

I'm using the fact I've been out of town the past couple of days as my excuse to not posting, but never fret, we're back for good. Billy Blog and I (who the fuck remembers Blogstradomus?) will be most definitely keeping you up to date with the best celeb gossip and news for the upcoming school year. Rumors have even been circulating on E! and TMZ that we are going to bring back the podcast. Wait and find out...




And now in sex tape news, the Bionic Woman (Heidi Montag) apparently has a lesbo sex tape with Karissa Shannon. Now contain your boner and re-read that sentence. If you've never heard of Karissa Shannon, you're missing out. She's a Playboy model and a twin. And apparently they're cool with making out/posing naked together. Maybe there is a god.


I don't know which one is her but who cares cause they're identical. And fucking hot.

Apparently crazy ass Spencer Pratt has the tape and is making a deal to release it. Shannon said the tape does exist but doesn't believe Spencer really has it. If Spencer releases it, Shannon plans to sue him immediately.

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Eva Mendes Sex Tape

Funny or Die never lets me down with their videos. Whether it is "Undercover Karaoke with Jewel" or all of the ridiculous Justin Bieber videos they have made, I continue to laugh my dick off. Speaking of laughing my dick off, they have a bunch of awesome RAAAAAAAANDY videos too. "Eva Mendes Sex Tape" is hilarious, clever and even if you are pissed that this isn't what you think it is the video is worth watching for the last 10 seconds. Eva is smoking hot and this video shows she can be funny too - a deadly combination.

This video had more sexual innuendos than Disney movies. I'd like to welcome the people who googled "Disney sex" to the blog. You will find that we are not in fact a child porn website nor an anime porn website but after some browsing around you might actually enjoy what we have to say. Okay, I think the real issue here is what college students write a 10 page paper about hidden sexual messages found in Disney movies. Apparently college students at Bowling Green State University. Ohio really does suck.

Mike Tyson: My Hangover Cameo Was For Drug Money

Also read: "Mike Tyson: FUCKING ROCKS". This dude is everything I love in an athlete. Or celebrity. Or whatever Mike Tyson is now. He's so incredibly awkward in everything he does that it cracks me up. Now he comes out in an interview and says he only took the role in The Hangover to be able to "supply my drug habit". To make it even better, Tyson planned on selling bootleg copies of the movie to make some more money but decided not to when he realized how successful the movie was. If Mike Tyson is getting his drug habit on then he's too busy biting people's ears off. Is it too much to ask for a Tyson sex tape?


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Man-Eating Dragster & Laurence Fishburne's Daughter Doing Porn

Which video is scarier?

1. A dude almost gets eaten by a "funny car" driven by his dad

OR

2. Laurence Fishburne's teenage daughter, Montana, announcing she is doing porn with a scary black dude

The funny car went out of control while the driver's son was checking a few last minute items. He fell into the car like a great white shark scooping up its prey (shark week starts Monday!). Luckily he wasn't even injured and someone claiming to be the kid posted this on the Youtube page...

"ok so heres what really happen........ a stud in in the supercharger came lose and got sucked in the suppercharger in turned cracked the case of the supercharger and lifted the injector and when the injector lifted it opened the throttle and make the car go foward..... its a good thing my dad reacted quick enough to get the car shut off.... so no the body didnt hit the throttle...... everyone is ok and we just need a new case for the supercharger so we are taking donations......lol"

Yes, hilarious. You almost get turned into chum by a car and you think it's "lol" worthy.

Laurence Fishburne's 18-year-old daughter, Montana, announced she will be starring in a porn movie called "Phattys Rhymes & Dimes" with Brian Pumper. Pumper? Hardly even know her. On second thought, that's probably how the actual conversation went. The title makes me picture something where they are sitting around reading Dr. Seuss, smoking weed and then everyone just starts banging. The movie is shot to look like a sex tape and will be released August 18. Montana said...

"I view making this movie as an important first step in my career. I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid. I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."

At least she has good reasoning behind why she chose to do it. Isn't porn supposed to be for poor girls with daddy issues? Maybe Fishy is broke and he and Montana have some issues we don't know about.

I honestly can't decide which is scarier so I will leave that up to you guys.

Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape

Vivid Entertainment has just released the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape that has been talked about for a few weeks now. The sex tape was with her high school boyfriend, Justin Frye. Apparently Kendra already collected close to a million dollars for the release of the tape and she will make another 50% of all profits. Not a bad deal, considering her husband doesn't have a very long future in the NFL *cough*super bowl on-side kick*cough*. Vivid has released a preview of the tape which you can view here.

WARNING: NOT safe for work