Monday, July 19, 2010

Chace Crawford Has an Umbrella Assistant

Chace Crawford was recently spotted on the set of Gossip Girl with a personal umbrella holder. It was raining....what else did you expect him to do? Carry his own umbrella? Don't be ridiculous - that sort of behavior is left to peasants like Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. What's worse - the fact that he has an umbrella assistant or the rainbow colored umbrella? He was probably high when it started raining and the rainbow one was "totally visual". Dlisted commented...
Chace Crawford is as fragile as a baby unicorn's first coo and as precious as a bunny in a bubble bath, so you can't expect him to hold his own umbrella! Besides, it's impossible for Chace to hold his own umbrella. He might smudge his freshly polished nails or smear the foundation on his palms. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester can hold their own umbrellas, because their ancestors were vikings or miners or some shit. They are built for hard labor, but not Chace.

Fun Fact: Chace's umbrella was originally white, but he accidentally farted and his multicolored butt fumes waltzed through the air before landing on it.
All I have to say is "uggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh". And also, I would sell my soul for a night with Blake Lively. How the hell is Penn Badgley hitting that? He wears jorts...

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