Class Sucks

So I'm going to blog to tell you about it. For some reason I'm not sitting at my house, hammered on the couch watching the Masters highlights. For some reason I'm not sitting at my house, stoned on the couch playing XBOX. For some reason I'm sitting in a dumb ass class not doing anything. Class blows, blows, blows and blows.

The Red Sox are 0-6. Fuckin comin' on for fucks sake! I know it is six games in and I shouldn't be too worried but really? We get shut-out by the Indians with probably the most prolific offense in baseball?

At least Tiger isn't blowing the Masters like his bitches were blowing him. He's one under at the end of day one and will hopefully make a hell of a come back to win. And then he'll start fucking mad chicks again. Ya know, kinda like I do.

Back to class, maybe you'll get a post from me later.

BOOOOOOOOM

Ugg Boots For Men Official Masters Predictions

One of the greatest weekends in sports is upon us and all you need to do is sit back, drink beer, check TMZ for stories about Tiger Woods banging girls in his hotel elevator and follow our fantasy picks to see who wins. Blog Dylan and I are going to partake in a Masters fantasy challenge. We are using Yahoo settings and scoring. We had to pick a golfer from each of their A, B and C lists (1 from A, 2 from B, 1 from C) and then follow this scoring system:

A golfer can receive a maximum of 20 fantasy points in each round of a tournament. The golfer with the lowest real-life score in a round receives 20 points. Other golfers receive 2 fewer points for every stroke they finish behind the leader (e.g., a golfer 1 stroke back for the round receives 18 points, a golfer 2 strokes back gets 16. Golfers 10 or more strokes back receive 0 points).

Bonus points are awarded for golfers placing in the top three at each tournament. First place golfers earn 20 bonus points, second place 10, and third place 5. To earn bonus points for your team, a golfer must be active for at least one round of the tournament. The golfer can be in a non-activated (reserve) position at the end of the tournament and still earn bonus points for your team.

We also had to pick a bench and can substitute the players in each day. We couldn't pick any of the same players. A complete list of players in their categories is after the jump. Here are our starting lineups and the bench:

Mine:

A - Tiger Woods
B - Retief Goosen & Steve Stricker
C - Rory McIlroy

Bench:

A - Matt Kuchar
B - Hunter Mahan & Justin Rose
C - Francesco Molinari

Blog Dylan:

A - Lee Westwood
B - Rickie Fowler & Stuart Appleby
C - Martin Kaymer

Bench:

A - Jim Furyk
B -Ian Poulter & Fred Funk
C -Stewart Cink