Jason Richardson Knocked Up Steve Nash's Wife

Steve Nash filed for divorce from his wife in December, one day after she gave birth. People were confused as to why he would file for divorce one day after she gave birth to his son but it's now being reported that the baby popped out black. In case you live under a rock and don't know who Steve Nash is, he's white - maybe the whitest guy in the NBA. According to The Jersey Chaser:

Nash married Alejandra Amarilla in 2005 but broke up a few months before the baby was born after rumors of cheating allegations. The allegations were confirmed when Aljejandra gave birth to a black baby. Now the father is said to be Nash’s former teammate Jason Richardson. The Suns abruptly traded Richardson to the Orlando Magic in December, around the same time the baby was born.

Looks like Steve Nash should have been hanging out with Louis Murphy or at least gotten an extenze prescription. Either that or his wife just really loves the chocolate loving. How badass are the Suns though? You are averaging 19.3 PPG this season but you go and knock up our best player's wife and they show no mercy.

At least Jason Richardson has shown he's a great father. In February 2009 he was arrested and Arizona Central reported:

Guard Jason Richardson was suspended without pay by the Suns for Tuesday night's home game against the Los Angeles Clippers after being jailed Sunday night for driving 90 mph in a 35-mph zone in Scottsdale with his 3-year-old son unrestrained in the back seat.

Richardson was booked on counts or endangerment, reckless driving, failure to use a child seat and excessive speed.

Tiger and Elin Officially Divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially divorced today. Shocking I know. I don't really understand why Elin got so mad. In my eyes, Tiger really didn't do anything THAT wrong. Clearly Elin wouldn't let Tiger give her a golden shower so he had to go get his fix from some slutty porn stars. I think it's awesome. Rumors circulated that Elin was getting anywhere from 100 mil to 750 million dollars from Tiger which is a fucking absurd amount of money.

Here's a statement released on Tiger's website:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

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Suga Mama

Tiger's divorce with Elin Nordegren is nearly finalized and she is set to receive $100 million. It was first reported that she would receive $750 million but Tiger isn't even worth that much. I'm pretty sure she won't be complaining over $100 million though. The lady hit the jackpot...she went from being Jesper Parnevik's nanny to being worth $100 million. She basically pooped out two kids and got cheated on for $100 million. If there is a job application for that, sign me up! I'll definitely experience child-birth and let someone cheat on me for $100 million. Now I just need to meet her because it has been a goal of mine to find a hot suga mama so that I can be a stay-at-home dad.

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