Tiger and Elin Officially Divorced

Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren have officially divorced today. Shocking I know. I don't really understand why Elin got so mad. In my eyes, Tiger really didn't do anything THAT wrong. Clearly Elin wouldn't let Tiger give her a golden shower so he had to go get his fix from some slutty porn stars. I think it's awesome. Rumors circulated that Elin was getting anywhere from 100 mil to 750 million dollars from Tiger which is a fucking absurd amount of money.

Here's a statement released on Tiger's website:
"We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future. While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us. Once we came to the decision that our marriage was at an end, the primary focus of our amicable discussions has been to ensure their future well-being. The weeks and months ahead will not be easy for them as we adjust to a new family situation, which is why our privacy must be a principal concern.”

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Halle Berry is a MILF in a Bikini

43-year-old (almost 44) Halle Berry looks better in a bikini than most 30-year-olds. Throw in the fact that she's got a kid and you have a total MILF. She spent some time at the beach in Southern California this week and looked better than ever. I mean who doesn't love Halle Berry - she is smoking hot and filthy rich (a perfect candidate to help me fulfill my lifelong goal of marrying a suga mama and being a stay-at-home dad). Her and Elin Nordegren. I wonder if they would be interested in Mormonism...

*Click the pics to enlarge them*

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Suga Mama

Tiger's divorce with Elin Nordegren is nearly finalized and she is set to receive $100 million. It was first reported that she would receive $750 million but Tiger isn't even worth that much. I'm pretty sure she won't be complaining over $100 million though. The lady hit the jackpot...she went from being Jesper Parnevik's nanny to being worth $100 million. She basically pooped out two kids and got cheated on for $100 million. If there is a job application for that, sign me up! I'll definitely experience child-birth and let someone cheat on me for $100 million. Now I just need to meet her because it has been a goal of mine to find a hot suga mama so that I can be a stay-at-home dad.

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