So here I am...taking a dump and blogging. First time ever?? I think not. WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE??
Elton Brand out for season?? DARN. Who does he play for? Or should i say...what brand is he?? BAHAH. On some real tho Elton Brand is underrated...is it because he's black?? Nah this aint the NHL. I know why...because its the NBA, and a total of three players throughout the league are actually recognized.
Bonds pleads not guilty in court...shocker. And I didn't eat a cookie from behind the oven today in Culinary class. I SWEAR. Barry Bonds has more fake shit in him than Aub Hoyt's makeup. Lock him up for perjury and put him in a cell with Large Marge.
Pats franchise Matt Cassel, like what kind of franchise? Like subway or Mcdonalds? Or even TMG documents...scratch that papa sellbergs company is private. ANYWAYS, this mans playin for the Kansas City Chiefs (Kansas City is actually in Missouri...fancy that). SO LETS PLAY BALL BOYS
JaMarcus Russel might be faking ankle surgery. wait...i read that one wrong he might be FACING ankle surgery. Who does he think he is Lauren Bisson? Or while were speaking of faking Shannon McD's. Oh behave.
HBMHL another successful game today. We lost 17-14 but fuck, if i wasn't Reed Wazorkoed on center ice we woulda won that bad boy. WERE SKATIN ON BABIES!! coin that shit man...cause your gonna hear it all over the news. Scotty bouch however skates on fourty year old men...and when it comes to fourty year old men...I'm puttin Connor Rusinko into a wall.
Sleep Tight Paden Sadler...CAUSE IM GONNA LICK YA
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