Big deal for a big man

So the beloved New York Giants signed Brandon Jacobs the 6 fot 6 264 pound half firetruck half running back to a 4 year 25 million dollar deal. Thank god this guy is mroe feared on the football field then All League Scotty Boucher is on the Soccer Field. I expect a monsterous year from Jacobs this year, defenses cant tackles him, offenses wish they had him, and sellberg wishes he wasnt around since he has his way with the eagles. I love Big Brandon, welcome to the big time.
I hear Brandon and Eli ran a baynetrain on Ms. Simpson, sorry Tony looks like u need to learn how to hold onto your women and the football.