Get ready boys, becaue this man is ready for quite the year. It dont matter where Jose bats in the lineup, 1 or 2 he will still kick yo ass. Phillies? As far as im concerned that was last year, and they have a recovering 2nd baseman. 09' holds great things for the Metropolitans. The Phillies stand as much of a chance as Dylan's baby Maria in a snowstorm...(or a dusting for that matter).
Ryan Howard...you suck, if i swung for the fences this year i would lead Northwest Catholic baseball in strikeouts, lowest batting average, and all around fatness. Call up jared the subway man cuz that hasnt done shit for your fat Crisco ass Not to mention cant play a lick of first base. I'll hit a hole in one on a par 5 before he wins a gold glove. The mets will take these phillies and run a bayetrain/baynebang on them, and the rest of the NL east...then NL championship series...then world series. Mark my words on 2/26/09, New York Mets...World series champions. you say no i say "Fuck yo couch"
In other news....
1. First home spring training game for the mets:
Standout from Jose Reyes. 2 HR...1 of which was a big dick aka grand salami. one of the best SS in the league.
2. After his 2nd spring training game, David Wright drove himself home. He didnt feel the need to get his ass schofured around by his cousin.....(hmmm)
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