Presinal, according to the Daily News, runs a gym in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. The paper also said he has worked with other notable major league players, including Pedro Martinez, David Ortiz, Vladimir Guerrero, Bartolo Colon, Miguel Tejada, Adrian Beltre and Jose Guillen.
Presinal being the trainer linked to the A-Rod roid rarity. This sparked me to look up some Ortiz stats, and let me tell you...big Papi SCREAMS roids. Here we have his stats from 2002 and 2004...hardy har har har
2002 Hits per game .896 (112) Home Runs per game: .16 (20) Runs Batted In per game: .6 (75) On Base %: .339 Slugging %: .500 Average: .272
2004 Hits per game 1.16 (175) Home runs per game: .273 (41) Runs Batted In per game: .92 (139) On Base %: .380 Slugging %: .603 Average: .301
Wow, if you ask me this guys dirtier than a Ponte's dick. 63 more hits, 21 more dingers, almost double the RBI's, and a huge jump in SLG,OBP,and AVG. Now we all know why Big Papi is soooo big, MITCHELL REPORT THAT. I would like to give full credit of my detailed investigation to the boredom of the town of burlington. Ill put my first born child on the line if this guy is clean, give him a polygraph and ask the fucker if he likes small children. Can't wait till he goes Benoit roid rage and breaks a bat over Pedroia's head. I just hope Chris Vollono isn't in on this roid scandal, cause so help me god christopher if your mother finds out about this there will be serious consequences to pay!
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