Why dontchaa just lynch him?

Ladies and gentleman, boys and girls, creatures of all kinds (even you 100 ft snake), BE VERY VERY AFRAID, TIGERSSS BACKKK. The legend tore just about every ligament, joint, blunt, and muscle in his leg months back, after playing in several tournaments, winning the masters, baring my first born child, and swimming across the atlantic, he decided to take a break

ANYWAYS...me and gramps were talkin' the other day about this comeback, he says "I bet he won't be the same, he has about a year left in him." What is he drunk off his Corona? must be cause Tigers gonna play, dominate, and castrate until hes 50 years old, 16 years from now. Tiger Woods will go down as the greatest champion in sports history, right behind Derek Jeter and Burt Backarack. This guys got more masters than Mr. Masters, Tigers got more balls than a Chuckie Cheeses, Tigers got more talent than Taylor Swift (not her legs however). ANYWAYS, Tiger is going to make it happen on tour, I wouldn't doubt if he hadn't missed a step in this long rehab. 

Tiger Eldrick Woods for long, will not only win his 5th masters, he will win his seventh, eighth, and thirteenth in the future. Tigers career earnings are over 82million dollars, thats just his golf, throw in his endorsements with Nike, Titleist, GM, TAG Heuer, EA sports, Gillette, Rockstar games, and Gatorade, and tiger has a net worth of about 10 billion dollars...roughly what I make in a year.