This Kid Has 12,000,000 Views On His Music Video?

What the fuck is a Justin Bieber? There are so many things I'd like to break down about this video but we don't have enough time. It would take months. But I'll take a whirl at it. After all, there's nothing like emotionally beating down a 13 year old girl. Oh, that's a dude? Now I feel much better.

-Oldest trick in the book. The real way to a woman's heart is through hard wood of the bowling alley. Gotta make sure you bring your crew with you to show support.

-I don't like the way he's sitting on the other team's bench. I'm notifying the PBA about these violations.

-Is that Drake?!? WHAT? Wow. I just died a little inside.

-What an asshole this kid is. He rolled across the fucking pool table while a bunch of dudes we're playing. If that was a bad 80's movie, those stick would be broken and jabbing him in the throat.

-Oh Snap! Dance off!

-Ludacris is on this song, too? Oh boy. Hip-hop is dead.

-Let's be honest, you would never see a mix of black kids and white kids all dancing together in a bowling alley.

-Does Bieber get the fucking chick after ever music video? You'd think these young chicks would figure it out by now. He just sings to you to take you home. What a scum bag.

-Overall, this video wasn't better than One Time. You can't top throwing a party at Usher's house and all the kids show up on their bikes.