Salad Fingers

If you haven't seen salad fingers yet you have to check this guy out. He's a cracked out green guy (possibly an alien) with salad for fingers I guess. Personally, I don;t like him. I like the idea of him, but just the way he acts is not right. First of all, you don't see what your friends taste like, okay, buddy? That needs to stop. And then you go and shut your boy in the oven so you can poke your salad fingers with a spike? Real classy. I don't know why the fish was way in the back of the oven in the first place, but you got it there so take it out yourself. That's something you learn growing up in the BX. I guess the point I'm trying to reach is don't be friends with salad fingers.