Real World Recap

Last time we met up, Andrew was tossed from the balcony/deck/porch/stoop/bannister. I don't know what the fuck it is and nobody knows how tall of a drop of it was. Until tonight.

-Andrew falls and makes those man yells. You know the type of yell you hear and you're like "Oh. I think he broke something." It was that type of moan.

-We get a look of Ty sitting on the wall and it looks like the drop was a solid 4 feet. Sooo I think we're overreacting a bit.

-Went back to game film and we see Ty push Andrew over the side. But Andrew kind of slides and Ty holds him by the legs to keep him up. Andrew is probably about 6 feet tall so if it's a 6 foot bannister, Andrew probably feel about 7 inches and hit his ribs. I've done worse in wiffle ball..

-Emily says it was a 6 foot bannister. The gay kid comes on and calls it a 10 foot balcony. Pretty big difference. Like I said, it might be the dumbest cast of kids I've ever seen on TV

-Andrew was more drunk than actually hurt.

-"Seeing someone you care about being taken away in a stretcher is the scariest thing in the world." Yeah, except when he's alive, giving you the thumbs up, making jokes, and talking about getting his dick sucked. One of those would probably take the fear away.

-Andrew was released from the hospital. After he was hydrated. So in other words, he was just really hammered.

-House meeting. Classic. Roommates attempt to take alcohol away from Ty or else he goes home. Where were these kids from the Hollywood season and Joey was battling a cocaine addiction?

-Andrew says he didn't get hurt and wants to leave it alone and that he's sick of everyone in the house then he leaves meeting. That's what a dude does!

-The no drinking rule lasted a good 6 minutes.

-Andrew reveals he had a comic book addiction. Then Josh talks about his actual drug intervention. Awkwarrdddddd.

-Andrew and Ty make black man jokes for 4 minutes. Pretty hilarious, actually.

-Andrew's little bro comes to visit and they have the oddest embrace I've ever seen. I don't know how to describe it except like two aliens feeling each other out.

-"you guys are playing rock band. That's hilarious." No dude. That's Wicked Liquid!

-I don't get why these chicks want to learn everything about each others lives. It's so fucking weird. Not everyone got beat as a child or was adopted. Wake the fuck up.

-Emily gets drunk and goes insane. End of story. I used to like the girl but she's a fucking bitch. Just trying to push Ty's buttons and get him off the show.

-When did people decide it was OK to wear a lip piercing? It looks like blinged out herpes.

-I don't know how the episode ends. Too many people, too many feelings. I can't deal with all these issues.