We got a live one here, folks. It's the oldest question in the book. When does it become indecent to be friends with somebody on Facebook? Being a man in my position, I average about 3 requests a week. This is the high stakes rounds, here. So obviously I'm gonna get all walks of life in my inbox. Well here is today's example. I'm not gonna name names or throw out genders because I don't want the next 4 years of your life to go to shit but enough is enough. Class of 2013? REALLY? High school. Not college. Listen, I understand they still talk about me in the halls and how this blog tears it up on a daily basis. I get it. Everyone wants to get a sneak peek at all 240 photos of the Apache Master a.k.a. Dr. Cock 'n Balls. If you're 17 and about to graduate then I'll gladly accept. Maybe take you under my wing. But I ran the numbers with my secretary and for someone to graduate in 2013 that means you would have to be 14/15 motherfucking years old. I don't wanna corrupt any more young souls. If I have to put up a safe page on this blog then so be it. Something like you must be this tall to ride. I won't be responsible for another young slut slipping into the dark side. I've had enough of those in my past. I'm out of that game. I'm an adult for christ's sake.
P.S. The next person to ask me if I read BroBible is gonna get my fist up their ass. No, I don't read fucking BroBible. I'm not a bro. I'm a dude.
P.P.S or P.S.S. Or E.S.P. We dropped from 51 views to 48 in the last 24 hours. That means 3 people aren't reading. That means I'm gonna find out who you are and pull your eyes out of your mouth.
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