Chat Roulette: The Greatest Invention Since Internet Porn

When I first heard about Chat Roulette (www.chatroulette.com), I admit I was quite skeptical. I figured it would just be a bunch of nerds with nothing better to do. And man was I right. The catch, these nerds fucking rock. I have met the strangest and most ridiculous people and can’t seem to stop going to the site. There is however a terrible, horrible action performed on this Holy Grail of Internet creepiness, and that is the disgusting amount of guys masturbating on it. Seriously, stop. That’s too gay.

The best thing about chat roulette is you seriously have no idea what you’re going to see. I’ve seen Jason masks, tits, old guys and fat chicks. I even saw a Football playing Santa. Sometimes the guys just flick you off and leave while other times they pretend they actually want to have an intellectual talk. Those talks suck. Tonight, I met a very nice guy from Jersey. We chatted and then left. The next person I got connected with was a guy jerking off. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Lucky for you, I kept a live update on AIM with my fellow blogger, Billy Blog Thornton. Here is some of the excellent convo we shared:

I’m bolded and good ole' Billy Blog is italicized:

i just got a sign that said show boobs please
i just got myself
hahaha

some guy is serenading me with his guitar on chatroulette
this girl looks like alanis morisette
i typed that to her...she was with 3 friends...and they all fell down laughing

i got tits!
2:43 am - first tits
i think i just had ricky gervais
sean just got a storm trooper

The winner of the best/worst/weirdest certainly goes to one of the last recipients I had in my late night adventure on chat roulette.

We briefly discussed religion, school, books, and tried a little sports. Unfortunately he didn’t quite follow up with the sports. This is one of the instances where chat roulette can be quite fun.
I was discussing with a friend the eminent future of the Law & Order: SVU episode based on chat roulette. It will probably be monitored and have the layout changed every 20 seconds like that other popular social site. What is it? So please, take my word, and go out and enjoy this beautiful invention.

Edit Edit: Our trusty friend Wade Bloggs came up clutch with the drinking game for chatroulette.

Drink every time someone is jerking off.

Drink every time someone is foreign.

Drink every time someone extra is in the shot.

Drink for every sign.

Drink for every mask.