Chatroulette Take 2

A while ago, we posted how awesome chatroulette was. Well readers, we have bad news. It just simply isn't as cool anymore. I guess the dicks used to be funny every now and then, but now it's just disgusting. Nobody wants to have any conversations, you just get nexted right away. Unfortunately it seems our society has just become unfunny. Luckily, we have some hope. This is the kind of stuff everybody should be doing on chatroulette.

He improvs songs about the random people he gets. And let's be honest, they're really good. Unfortunately some dumb bitch requests him to play "Fireflies" which has recently been decided as the LAMEST song of all time and that part kind of sucks. There were rumors that it's Ben Folds but nothing like that has been confirmed. This shows that chatroulette can be saved. So come on people, let's bring the happiness and get rid of the dicks.

Tuesday Daily Post - Best Chatroulette Pictures

To many of our followers this may already be well known, but we here at Ugg Boots for Men are avid chatroulette players. It's random, it's hilarious, and it's disgusting. So I can’t see why anybody wouldn’t love it. Now as promised, we’re going to start delivering the top 10 best chatroulette’ers we’ve gotten in the past week or so. So without further ado, we present out top 10 chatroulette pictures:

10. I personally think it's funny when we get the people asking for dick on chatroulette. We know most people are on here trying to get the odd pair of ugly titties, but a select few dare to ask for the manhood as well.
    
    

9. Great fucking beard. Let's be honest, who doesn’t love beards? Those who can grow them, grow them and those who can’t, dream of one day being able to have such a beard.



8. I think the people who intentionally set up signs or wear hilarious masks are the best people to get on chatroulette. When you hit next (or in my case, usually get nexted) it's always such a nice surprise to see some funny mask or hilarious set up.



7. This picture may look somewhat familiar and that’s because it is the same guy. Only difference, he turned around to show the massive tarantula crawling on his back. He asked me “do you like spiders?” and then turned around to show that monster. Terrifying, yes I know.



6. I just think this guy is really funny looking. He looks like a combination of Stanley Tucci from The Lovely Bones and Matt Damon in The Informant!. Oh, and great ‘stache.


5. No idea what it is or why I think it's funny. But seriously, you know you laughed.



4. Awesome. First off, it's awesome that this person even owns a Stormtrooper helmet. Second, its awesome that this person sits on chatroulette with said Stormtrooper helmet just to make people laugh. And third, looks like it might be a chick. Nice



3. It's widely known that many people on chatroulette are blazed out of their minds. But never have I been so certain that I had a chatroulette’er who was so stoned he was seeing shit. He can barely open his eyes and do we need to discuss how awesome those dreads are? Thank you sir, you are a legend.



2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha. This dude just rocks.

And now the wait is over, the number 1 picture from chatroulette is...


1. Yes, I got a guy doing coke on chatroulette. First off, this isn’t 1987, who does coke anyway? Second, who the fuck does coke on chatroulette? Smoking a bowl is fun and everybody loves it, but nobody loves watching you do coke on the internet. Now I understand chances are this tool bag can’t afford coke and he’s probably snorting children’s tylenol, but regardless, creepy bro. Awesome, but kinda creepy.
   
   
   

Chat Roulette: The Greatest Invention Since Internet Porn

When I first heard about Chat Roulette (www.chatroulette.com), I admit I was quite skeptical. I figured it would just be a bunch of nerds with nothing better to do. And man was I right. The catch, these nerds fucking rock. I have met the strangest and most ridiculous people and can’t seem to stop going to the site. There is however a terrible, horrible action performed on this Holy Grail of Internet creepiness, and that is the disgusting amount of guys masturbating on it. Seriously, stop. That’s too gay.

The best thing about chat roulette is you seriously have no idea what you’re going to see. I’ve seen Jason masks, tits, old guys and fat chicks. I even saw a Football playing Santa. Sometimes the guys just flick you off and leave while other times they pretend they actually want to have an intellectual talk. Those talks suck. Tonight, I met a very nice guy from Jersey. We chatted and then left. The next person I got connected with was a guy jerking off. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

Lucky for you, I kept a live update on AIM with my fellow blogger, Billy Blog Thornton. Here is some of the excellent convo we shared:

I’m bolded and good ole' Billy Blog is italicized:

i just got a sign that said show boobs please
i just got myself
hahaha

some guy is serenading me with his guitar on chatroulette
this girl looks like alanis morisette
i typed that to her...she was with 3 friends...and they all fell down laughing

i got tits!
2:43 am - first tits
i think i just had ricky gervais
sean just got a storm trooper

The winner of the best/worst/weirdest certainly goes to one of the last recipients I had in my late night adventure on chat roulette.

We briefly discussed religion, school, books, and tried a little sports. Unfortunately he didn’t quite follow up with the sports. This is one of the instances where chat roulette can be quite fun.
I was discussing with a friend the eminent future of the Law & Order: SVU episode based on chat roulette. It will probably be monitored and have the layout changed every 20 seconds like that other popular social site. What is it? So please, take my word, and go out and enjoy this beautiful invention.

Edit Edit: Our trusty friend Wade Bloggs came up clutch with the drinking game for chatroulette.

Drink every time someone is jerking off.

Drink every time someone is foreign.

Drink every time someone extra is in the shot.

Drink for every sign.

Drink for every mask.