Why Didn't You Just Name Her Heroin?

NEW YORK -- What's in a name? Former Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin said her daughter's comes from Bristol, Conn., home of the sports network ESPN.Palin tells Esquire magazine that when she was in high school, she wanted to be a sportscaster and was disappointed to learn where ESPN was located.The Alaska governor said Connecticut was too far away. So instead, she said, she named her daughter Bristol

Whattttt? Huuhhhhh??? In no logical way can I make sense of this. You were dissapointed about the distance so you name your daughter after the name of the town in which your dissapointment lies? This dumb bitch is one of a kind let me tell you. Honestly if you're going to name your whore of a daughter after a town she really hit the head on this one. Between Bristol and Torrington you're really shooting for success for this broad. I'll give her some credit on the genetics side cause Bristol is one good lookin chick besides the little belly/baby bump. I can't tell if shes just a chunky monkey or what. Was I looking at pictures of her for 5 minutes on google? You Betcha. What would I do in the situation that we happen to meet one night? Drill baby, drill. Regardless, you gotta question Palin's judgement here. You would think you would do some research on a town before you place it on a child for the rest of their life. If Bristol doesn't say "white trash" Then I don't know what will. Gotta love that she's the front runner to challenge Barack in 2012, eh John Grady?