Washington Post- "Scientific tests have linked Roger Clemens's DNA to blood in syringes that a personal trainer says he used to inject the former star pitcher with performance-enhancing drugs, according to two sources familiar with the investigation."
Oh really?? Roger, stop denying all of these steroid allegations...we all know you took more needles in your ass than Pam Anderson. Can't we all just man up and confess to our wrongs here. Roger, ya boy Andy P,Jose Canseco,Miguel Tenada,and even B-Roberts all admitted to using the cream and the clear...and you just cant do it. COMONN MANN! Everybody knows that during your storied career, at Boston, Toronto, New York, and even Houston you have been juicing. Roger, you have seen more cities than I've seen titties. Even your wife is throwing you under the bus here, she admitted to shoving that needle in your kaboose. Clearly she wasn't concerned about the shrinking balls side affect. Your hall of fame career has been tarnished quicker than Lauren Bissons driving record. I'm sure I could outrun Anna Shields if I had Roger's trainer on my side, that shit would be tortoise and the hair part two. When Bonds and Clemens are sharing a jail cell, syringes wont be the only thing they are putting in eachothers' ass.
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