Scott Boucher Is Trying To Steal My Girlfriend

It's no secret it's a slow day today. It's 4:20 PM and this is the second post of the day. I've said it a million times before, I'm no superman. I can't get fired up about NFL free agency or Tiger Woods hitting golf balls for 9 hours straight. I checked the interwebs for stories to post and nothing revved my engine. But then I ventured over to twitter and saw Scotty trying to make out with my future wife. Beadle is mine. Anybody who knows me, knows that girl is in my wheelhouse. Just my type. Cute, petit, blonde, can talk her shit from sports to who's gonna win the best supporting actor award this sunday. The bottom line is I claimed that piece months ago and everyone including your mother knows it.