Chatroulette Special Is Not Dead

Quite frankly, I needed to refuel my engines. The bow tie was tired and I felt a little dead inside. Maybe it was seeing some dude jack his dong for every 5 people or maybe it was the slow connection due to high traffic on the site. I needed a break. Plain and simple. I didn't wanna go into it and give a half-assed effort for you kids, knowing I wasn't leaving it all on the field. But the time has come to announce my comeback. I know what you want. I'm not an idiot. People would rather see me make a fool out of their peers than actually read my analysis on sports or Taking The Stage. That little russian queer who invented chatroulette doesn't know what to fuck is about to hit him and his communist loving friends. I have a whole new slate of things in my life that'll fan the flames and get this fire lit so we can keep chugging along to dominance.