Big Ben Rapes Another Girl

MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. -- A jovial night of bar-hopping in a central Georgia college town ended in a new allegation against Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger after a 20-year-old college student told police he sexually assaulted her in a nightclub. The two-time Super Bowl winner already faces a lawsuit from a woman who claims he raped her in 2008 at a Lake Tahoe hotel and casino, an allegation he strongly denies. The latest accusation came early Friday in downtown Milledgeville, about 85 miles southeast of Atlanta and about 30 miles south of the lake home the player owns. Roethlisberger, who turned 28 on Tuesday, and two or three friends went to Buffington's bar earlier Thursday night to watch the University of Pittsburgh men's college basketball game, said Paul Kurcikevicus, a 24-year-old college student. was friendly, at first joking that Roethlisberger was not the NFL player. Kurcikevicus said Roethlisberger bought shots for him and some other people in the bar: "O-Bombs," a mixture of energy drink and flavored rum.

Nothing good happens in Milledgeville, GA after 2 AM. The creatures come out and the liquor flows a little more smoothly. That's what the locals tell me, anyway. What has to happen to get Big Ben off the streets? Do we need to search his crib and see a pile of bodies in a closet? He's a cold blooded sex offender as far as I'm concerned. I don't blame the chick for not wanting to hump him. Roethlisberger was buying her O-Bombs? What the fuck is an O-Bomb? It must be like a poor man's jager bomb. He couldn't even shell out an extra 75 cents for the red bull. Went cheap with the Bacardi and Monster or something.

P.S. I'm not sure if that's Big Ben in that picture but I'm absolutely positive that Carson Daly is sitting next to him. He's about 3 years from getting his show cancelled and then sued for sexual assault, too.