Wednesday, February 4, 2009

More Impressive at MSG...LeBron or Kobe??

MSG...the home of the New York Knickerbockers, not that thing thats in food. ANYWAYS if you notice to the right here we have a Hawaiian midget (Hidget) dribbling the ball trying to back down a Japanese Midget (Jidget)...this will never work, they didn't back down in Pearl Harbor and quite frankly i don't see it happening again....GAHHHHH
 







twas february 3rd and all through the garden,
the knicks were losing and needed a pardon
in came a man named kobe Bryan'
Dropped 61 on their asses  with out even tryin'

twas february 4th and all through the garden,
lebron was in the house, making little boys harden
he tried to do what kobe had the night before
but he only scored 52, what a dirty whore 

So who had the more impressive game, yeah yeah Kobe had 61, but that was under no pressure. LeBron had the pressure of living up to Kobe's feat the night before. Lets call it a great success for the NBA as a whole. Not only did the Knicks lose their 26th and 27th game of the season, but the entire league became even more predictable. Lets put it this way, I got a better shot predicting this years NBA champion than i do at predicting Tommy Ponts next victim. Hm neither should be too hard cause there isn't anybody left. Ill go with the Boston Celtics...and then Kaitlyn Kennedy as his next victim...wait she already has an immigrant man. Lebron and Kobe, the peanut butter and jelly in the NBA, the nickel and dime, the crack and rock, the HBM and HL, the Tom and Ruey...the list goes on and on. These two are probably the reason for these harsh economic times, and the reason I haven't taken a shit in 17 weeks. 

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