We're Out Playing Chess While Joba is Fisting Mickey Mouse

Sooooo the winter meetings went well for Joba Chamberlain? This is kind of off topic but where do you think Mickey buys such ravishing suits? Exquisite sense of fashion on that young man. Actually how old is Mickey Mouse? I'd be kind of freaked out about my son getting a piggy back ride from a 108 year old mouse? Unsanitary, no?