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My predictions---call them bias or what but this is my opinion on what is going to happen this weekend in the NFL divisional round of the playoffs, lets start with the clearly inferior AFC.

San Diego at Pittsburgh: Pittsburgh

Honestly, do the San Diego (lack of a charge)ers think they have a shot in this game?? With Pittsburgh well rested, and Big Ben at nearly 100%...the Chargers are in for a serious ass whoopin'. With the big dog Tomlinson out, the chargers are going to have to settle for the rather Shitzu like player Darren Sproles. Yeah, hes quick, but the crazed hawaiian Troy Polamalu should send him back to the playground after he hits him once. Look for Willie beamin Parker to run for 1000000 yards against the San Diego defense with out their stuffer Merriman (roidless). Final score: 31-14...no terrible towel stomping on Sunday.

Baltimore at Tennessee: Baltimore

This one should be a lot closer than the Charger whomping but look for a multiple possession win. The Tennessee tits aren't as great as everybody thinks they are. With grandpa running the offense, he should have a stroke sometime in the first quarter and forget where he is. The Baltimore defense (Ed Reed) is going to have their way with Tennessee, and the worlds most overrated team is looking at 3 interceptions and a fumble by the man himself Chris Johnson. Plus, who doesn't want to see Baltimore Pittsburgh in the AFC championship. Final score of this one: 21-10 Baltimore....Ed Reed with 6.

Arizona at Carolina: Carolina

Look for this bad boy to be identical to the San Diego game. Arizona should hang around for a quarter or two, until Jake Delwho stuns their defense (or lack thereof). Steve Smith should have a TD or two, with about 600 yards. Boldin, Fitzgerald, and Warner (yes he still plays) are a bunch of overrated players who wont hold up in the clutch. There is no reason why Carolina should lose this one, unless Julius Roasted Peppers faints. If Carolina chokes this Saturday, I'll publicly confess my love for Anna Nicole Smith...what? Too soon. Final Score: Carolina 38- Arizona 21. 

New York at Philadelphia: Philadelphia

My favorite game of the weekend, call me a bias Philly fan, but I see the Eagles pulling one out in the end. This son of a charlie should be massively close until the final drive of the game, where McNabb will show Peyton like skills, and drive down the field where the not so hefty lefty David Akers splits the uprights from 45 out for the win. This game has two important factors, Brandon shrek Jacobs, and Donovan cant bench me now Mcnabb. Look for the ball to go to Jacobs 56 times this game, hoping that his dumb luck will get him to truck 35 year old Brian Dawkins, but the hot Eagles defense has other plans. If McNabb is on his game, and doesn't throw like Johnny Damon, this one is in the Eagles' favor. Look for the Yankee shirt sales in NYC to increase by 700% on monday...as the New York hangover won't last long. Rookie Desean Jackson with a punt return TD, and Jacobs with every giant score. Final score: Philly 34, New York 31. 

Look for my championship predictions sometime next week. And if im 100% right with my picks, Rza vowed to post a picture with his dick tucked....in his mouth. 

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