Vince Carter: Staring At The World Through His Rear View

The Nets' Vince Carter says he watched the crash landing of US Airways flight 1549 from his bedroom window in Weehawken. "It landed like it was a movie."

And now a few punch lines

For all your history buffs: He would have had a killer view at the Burr-Hamilton duel. Art Symonds may be the only one who chuckles at that. Or Ben Stein?

Oh, and Vince Carter would have been in the water saving bitches if this was a contract year. No? Be easy, I just woke up.

He went to call 911, but couldn't figure out what was in it for him, so he dunked on the cardboard cut-out of Dikembe Mutumbo standing in front of his nerf hoop in the hallway.


COFFEE BREAK.