Its the cops!

We've learned through our own life experience that real police officers don't wear garters, carry fuzzy handcuffs or arrest you for violating police code "69." So it seems a little excessive that a British police force has charged male stripper Stuart Kennedy with impersonating an officer ... 22 separate times.

Kennedy, who performs 20-minute stripteases as "Officer Eros" has spent 123 hours in custody since March 2007, when he was approached by two plainclothes female officers outside a bar in his uniform, parts of which were purchased from a Web site called "One Stop Cop Shop." The officers watched him perform his act, then took him in for questioning.

Despite the police force's commitment to "investigate all reports of alleged criminal behavior," the 25-year-old genetics student from Aberdeen University has yet to be convicted of anything, and the charges were dropped from his most recent arrest, made while he was driving home from the Tiger Tiger club in full uniform. Police have stuffed the equivalent of over 200,000 U.S. dollars of public money into the G-string of the courts in attempts to prosecute Kennedy.

Sometimes, you just have to fight for your right to nudity. Perhaps the stripper cop should have taken a cue from the ladies in our naked protesters gallery.

Is this a fucking joke? This guy getting arrested, or investigated. for impersonating a cop is like that Tina Fey bitch from SNL getting arrested for impersonating the oh so milfy Sarah Palin. This kids a fucking genetics student trying to make his way in the world and pay for his college by showing his dong to some ladies cmon, I think many guys would get naked in front of girls if they were getting paid for it. Charged for 22 counts also, i tell you what I'm gonna dress up as the po-po for halloween and see If i get arrested. This is so foolish its comical, of course its two female cops that arrest him, probably two former customers that didnt get there lap dance in his 20 minute show. Sadly theres ont much to talk about in sports, we have a shit superbowl on our hands, Wake Forest is number one, and Donnaballs is giving tips to get tits, how could our situation be more fucked up? Help us President Obama.