VOLUSIA COUNTY, Fla. (WOFL FOX 35, Orlando) -- A 19-year-old Deltona man is arrested for assaulting his own mother, with a taco. Dena Moir tells Fox 35 News her son, Zachary Moir, got out of control Wednesday night when she was calling him down for dinner. When he refused to stop playing his X-box and come down for dinner, Dena Moir says she went upstairs and unplugged the game, that's when she says Zachary pushed her and called her a bad name. "I've been having trouble with him for awhile won't work, wont' go to school. He's being rude and disrespectful. Pushing things to the limit as far as the violence.” A few minutes later Dena says she was in the kitchen cleaning and cooking tacos for dinner when Zachary showed up. That's when she says he slapped her arm and threw a taco in her face. “He went ahead and hit me with the taco and I got taco all over my shirt and kitchen. I’ve threatened to call police before. But anyway this time, I thought he went too far so I called police and he's in jail now.”

Listen, I get it. Been there, done that. You don't fuck with a man and his video games. If he says he'll be down in one minute then you can fuckin wait one minute lady. It's taco night anyway. It's not like he needs to be in his seat to properly pass the food around. You got 12 different hands trying to get the lettuce while someone else needs the cheese and salsa to top it all off. On some real though, If I ever see this kid on the street I'll be slapping him in the face with my burrito and we're not talking taco bell shit here ladies. Touch your mom again and the story ends with me putting you into the wall. Actually typing right now with this faggot ass font that I can't figure out how to change makes me want to smack a bitch with a taco. I feel ya bro, I feeeeellll ya.