The Harwinton Burlington Mens Hockey League has made its debut and is here to stay. The whole idea started after a few hockey rookies went to some wolfpack games and fell in love with the sport, and its been non-stop since then. This League is an exclusive group and players who give there hearts and souls to this game. The 6 founders include: Scott Gretsky Boucher, Dylan Big-D Sellberg, Adam Ookie Avery, Connor The Rza Rusinko, Mikey Hops Orefice, and yours truly Billy the Baynetrain. This League conducts its home games at Scott Bouchers pond and will include away games and practice sessions at the Nassahegan Ice Rinks. This League is looking for promotion and fans, you will hear the hockey talk around the halls of mills I assure you. Our games are on weekends so contact any of the founding fathers if your interested in coming to watch or possibly playing.
The rules include:
No slap shots
No sticks above the waist
No body checks except into snow
No females may play (it gets rough out there, feel free to watch, chear, give snacks/drinks, and sexual favors)
In order to play in the league a 2/3 majority vote must be passed by the Founding Fathers
No1 to good can play, we have heart but when it comes to skill were all a bunch of scrubs
WE ARE HERE TO STAY AND OUR NEXT GAME IS THIS SUNDAY....BE THERE!!!!
Die Hard Hockey enthusiasts
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