Wednesday, January 14, 2009

THIS FUCKS MY DAY UP

Whats with this fucking elbow shit!? (tucker jeff sulek) This is the second photo we have shown on this blog of some hooligan reaching over the table like some spook trying to grab your extra change just so they can go feed their crack habit. Wheres the integrity? I don't know what rules they teach in your neck of the woods, but if you brought that line stepping in my domain it's gonna end with me putting you into the wall. The simple fact that such an accomplished writer like Rick Reilly is writing about beer pong in an ESPN article is absurd. How far the mighty have fallen. Beer pong is played on a table slightly smaller than Ping-Pong's, by teams of two. Ten cups, filled about one-third with beer, are set like bowling pins at the ends. As you try to toss or bounce a Ping-Pong ball into the cups on the side opposite yours, opponents jump and yell unspeakables about your mother. If you make it, they must drink it. First team to sink all 10 cups wins. It's very sophisticated.

ugghhhh put a fucking bullet in my head already. Then rack it.

More shocking was that it was more about pong than booze. Four of the 10 cups were filled with water, which worked out to one beer per player per hour. Regular pongers pour more than that on their Raisin Bran.

....I'm disgusted. I didn't know the class of '09 was playing during this article.

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