Dony-McNizzle, Dony-Baseball, Dancin-Donovan, Donahue, McDonovan, McNizzle. All of these characters listed above are also known as DONOVAN MCNABB. When big Don was born into a can of Chunky soup in 1976, nobody knew he would be this successful as a man, a football player, a hairstylist, a basketball player, an orangemen, and even a lover. When McNabb (or as Desiderato calls him Mcflabb) was drafted in '99, the decision was widely criticized by everybody in Philly. The beloved birds fans wanted Ricky sticky Williams. Who's passin' drug tests now?? Donovan has seen one superbowl, and his fair share of playoff games. At 6-4, 240lbs....you got a better chance of shaving Phil Pratt's face than tackling this guy. ANYWAYS...all 08-09 season McNabb got more shit than a Lewis Mills toilet. Benched him, almost ran him out of town, threw snowballs at him, made him cry on multiple occasions. HES A NICE GUY. So all of the sudden he wins some games and Philly fans are all gung-ho Donovan. Playoffs come around and he makes the NFC championship game...and loses cause of his defense. Well now everybody in Philly wants him back to win them a ring...and all of the sudden Donny doesnt know if he wants in. I don't blame the man. If you threw rocks at me all day, I finally caught one and chucked it back...and you asked me to marry you...tough shit. Look for this story to be ever-so-prevalent in the NFL offseason. I do have a few words for Philly however.IF YOU LIKED IT THEN YOU SHOULDA PUT A RING ON IT.
and a shoutout to Jim Johnson who is battling cancer right now
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