Friday, January 23, 2009

Is That A Fact!?

Listennn, great game, some great females in the crowd, Great fans? Let us discuss this. Selly sells yells out "Lets go Whalers." I mean you think people would eat this shit up in an arena in which they still hang the banners of the team that did them so dirty in the past. This was not the case with fuckface #1 and his cunt of a sillystring sucking wife. And when I say sillystring, I am directly refering to his floppy excuse for a rod. Yeah you go pop your viagra when you get home and I'll simply think about michelle sellberg and it's game on baby. Anyway, Wolfpack score, I go wild, start telling bitches it's cup or bust (sexual reference? you bet) this year and this motherfucker has the AUDACITY to turn around and tell sellberg to shove the whalers right up my ass because they dont exist anymore. Honestly, you bring that tough talk where there isn't a security guard who resembled every ex-thug-turned bhuddist and we got ourselves an old fashioned royal rumber. Or Battle at Big Horn for those who took place. Yes, we lost a lot of good men out there, yada yada yada, I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything will be ok, blah blah blah, and all of a sudden we're married playing with our dog, discussing how beautiful the world is. What the fuck? Time goes by in this minor league hockey game and his cock shaped face of a whore asks me if I play hockey and if I can ever remember when the Whalers were in town. Ok sugar tits, I might look like I'm 15, but I've been to war and back and until you face carriage drive at night with acorns ambushing your base then you dont know fear. MY FAMILY BUILT THIS COUNTRY. Oh, and this guy wont hesitate to pull your card or possibly throw you into a wall. I also wasn't in diapers when kevin dineen skipped town either you mangina licking whore. This aint Jordon Brault you're talking to here, I'm a man, I'm 40. And a word on Brault if I may. Bro in your biggest concert fantasy you're not only an opening act but an opening act for the opening act for some old saggy titted Reba? You got some dreams kid. I'll let my boy sean avery say the rest of my piece to this shemale.

"You're nothing but an old fucking cunt, I wouldn't even cum in your mouth."- Sean Avery.

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