Monday, January 19, 2009

I'll just go fuck myself


this is my "this just in" section but since im miserable so i titled it how i did

Cardinals and Steelers in the superbowl? Does anybody really want to watch this game?? Unless philly, dallas, new england, new york, new york, buffalo, dallas, or miami is involved....lets not count anything SUPER about this bowl. Theres more super shit in billy baynes cereal bowl every morning. The cardinals have more n0-name players than Jordan Brault has ladies. We all know how high larry fitzgerald jumps...theres a rumor circulating that the higher you jump the lower your sperm count...hence the reason i still cant touch net

WHAT ELSE HAPPENS IN SPORTS??

ehh some bullshit coach hirings...dave tanner makes more news than that

Orioles sign Justin Margaykis...what position does he even play?

Lebron and Kobe face off tonight...ive seen better head to head matches in adam avery's bedroom

mhm...mhm...mhm

also a little hint from me...if you want real "tips 4 tits" do the opposite dan donnahue says....minus the chinstrap

Well,fantastic 4 is on TV so im gonna so slit my wrists to the tune of Jessica Alba's dissapearing self 

oh...and sleep on this ^^MARK ANTHONY FUCKS J-LO 


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