Ron Artest: This guys got more game than John Madden. Ron Artest could put on some skates, no helmet, and his own balls and single-handedly wreck Sean Avery, his mother, his hamster, and even everybody with the last name Avery. There is really no argument here, Artest heads into the stands with a vengeance, Sean Avery hides behind some glass and tells an old woman he wouldn't cum on her tits...honestly would anybody "cum" on an old woman's tits? Sean Avery would spill his metaphorical drink on Artest and thats about it. 5'9 and gay...6'7 and big, juicy, blacky, sexy, and MEAN...when it comes to a battle royale...Avery has the chances of say...Austin Avery.
Loyal Fans: How many canadiens does it take to watch a hockey game?? It depends how many teeth they have. BAHAHA. The NBA has some of the biggest die-hards known to man. I once saw two men crying together while using the same urinal after a loss. NOW THATS DEVOTION. What do hockey fans know about the game?? They see it through as much glass as is in my television. Not to mention they can't afford televisions. Any given NBA game, Spike Lee, Jay-Z, Brad Pitts, Jenny Anniston, Eminem
Dynasties: DIE-NASTY is more like it. 17 NBA championships, more rings than fingers. I mean comonn here, the Detroit Red wings. 8 Mile? Larry Bird, Bill "hussel" Russel, Paul Pierce...the list goes on and on. Can anybody name a single player for the Red Wings...I think not. Listen man, this isn't saved by the bell. The Boston Celtics take metaphorical and literal dumps on anybody in their path. If I had an inch for every time the celtics won a championship...I'd be fuckin' you right now. There is no seeing-eye-dog in his right mind that would pick the Red Wings over the Celts. Green > Red, Boston > Detroit, Bird > ?. Saddle up and prepare for another ring in Boston NBA, cause the CELTS ARE HERE TO STAY.
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