Okay so I was 3/4 with my predictions last week, 75% if you will. Thats nastyyyy if Rza could land that many of his punches he would be an MMA fighter. If TP hit that % of his shots, Lewis Mills would have a good shot at beating Uconn. Okay heres some decent shit (not really)
Eagles at Cardinals: EAGLES in a commanding leap to the supaaabowl. Look for Arizona Quarterback (now grandfather) Kurt Warner to get a little too cocky with his arm and think every throw will be a touchdown. I call it Jordan Brault syndrome. Warner is gonna throw 57 deep shots and b-dawk is gonna pick one, Asante is gonna pick one, and the other 55 will go incomplete. Mcnabb and Westbrook are going to march down the field almost as efficiently as donnahue marches into my living room with a bouquet of roses for my 10 year old sister. The sudden arizona defense will be stunned, almost like they had a chair pulled out from under them...final score Philadelphia 34 Arizona 21.
Baltimore at Pittsburgh: PITTSBURGH in an absolute landslide. Joe Fluke Flacco is going to crack under the pressure of the steel curtain and play like the bum he is. The only hope the Ravens have is if Ed Reed learns how to play all eleven positions at once...only John Larson can do that. Troy Polamalu will make mince meat (what does that even mean?) of the lack of a Baltimore offense. Plus, Flacco is a southern boy hows he gonna play in the snow?? The blazin' asian gook Hines Ward is gonna take a metaphorical dump on the hated ravens. The only reason i care about this game is to see who the Eagles will be playing in the SUPABOWL. Final score Pittsburgh 24 Baltimore 13.
Again with my guarantees, If Im 100% right here, scores and everything Dan Donnahue will publish his Megan Rusinko facebook chats about how beautiful she is.
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