I'm Sorry But I Have To Ask. How Does Our Ass Taste?

I've heard a lot of talk from Yankee fans saying that now we're the evil empire that we've always hated. Hey, I'll take that. This is baseball. This is America. This isn't food stamps. This isn't football where there's a salary cap and you're forced to grow your own talent from the draft. This is a league that's been built on the fact that if you have the money, you better spend it or see your franchise fall behind. And the Yankees set that precedent years ago. We got our asses kicked last year in every way so what are we supposed to do? Sit on our thumbs and hope we magically improve? Fuck that. We took out our check book and beat the Yankees at the only game they know how to play.  On top of it, we spent our money in a smart way. I'll happily spend $300 million on two 28 year old players who are the best at their position. It's still less than what the Yankees have tied up in a 38 year old Jeter and a 35 year old A-roid on a bad hip. I actually hope Cliff Lee signs with New York. He'll be tremendous at $20 mill a year when he's 39.  Have fun tasting the juice from our balls for the next 7 years, bitches.