Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Like I Said. Sucks To Be a New York Fan This Week

 These are the shocking new pictures of the boy who weeps blood. Calvino Inman, 17, has been suffering from the mysterious condition for two years and doctors remain clueless as to how to stem the flow of bleeding, which can last up to an hour at a time. But a documentary which will be shown tomorrow night on American television explores the phenomenon, experienced by only a handful of people around the world. Mr Inman, from Knoxville, Tennessee, is shown undergoing tests to investigate whether a medical issue such as a tumour, tear duct problems, or a genetic defect is causing the bleeding. He said: 'People still call me possessed. The bleeding happens all the time, at school, at home and in the night. ‘I don’t usually know when they’re going to happen but sometimes it burns as it’s coming out. ‘Sometimes I don’t even know it’s happened until people start staring at me.

Boo hoo, bro. People call you a freak because you are. Maybe don't live in Tennessee and be a Mark Sanchez fan. That's Titans country or at least Colts because of the Peyton Manning ball washing that goes on down there. "The bleeding happens all the time, at school, at home and in the night." Gross. You sound like a 14 year old girl who didn't pay attention during the 5th grade seminar where they pointed out that shit.  Not our problem that you have a period coming out of your pores every time the Jets throw up a stinker. Yuck. I need to shower the disease off me after reading this shit.

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