Man Claiming To Be jesus Causes Crash

DARIEN, Conn. -- Police said a naked man "yelling that he was Jesus" was the catalyst for a five-vehicle accident on Interstate 95 North in Darien that injured three people and slowed traffic for nearly six hours. Police Sgt. Jeremiah Marron said officers responded to reports Saturday that a nude male was causing a disturbance on I-95. As police arrived, the man got into a car but police were able to pull the vehicle over. Police said a tractor-trailer driver then slammed on the brakes to avoid another driver distracted by the highway commotion. The big rig jackknifed, careened into four cars and flipped over.

Was this guy Jesus? I don't know. He could be. There's one thing that I'm positive about in this life and it's you never question a naked guy claiming to be Jesus when there's a tornado watch out for the entire state. You just can't. There are way too many forces of nature working against you so if Frank from down the street tells you he can save your mortal soul, then you do whatever it takes to climb to safety.