Monday, June 21, 2010

Foreskins Acquire Disgruntled Jammal Brown

The Saints traded tackle Jammal Brown to the Foreskins Saturday in a trade that would make Ken Jennings confused. It wasn't just confusing because the Foreskins still haven't learned that you can't trade away all your draft picks, sign free agents and expect to win championship but also because of the actual trade details.

Brown had skipped all of the voluntary workouts so far because he was unhappy. Sound familiar Foreskins? Cough*Haynesworth*Cough. Why the hell do you need to acquire another person who skips workouts, voluntary or not. Haynesworth should be shipped off soon and Brown might be happy with a new team but that doesn't excuse the fact that you keep trading away draft picks for players that won't help you win a championship. Oh yeah, he also didn't play a single game last year because he was hurt.


Now to the other confusing part - the trade details. Here are the different scenarios as to which draft picks wind up where:
  • If the Redskins win nine games, go to the playoffs or McNabb gets selected to the Pro Bowl, Philadelphia will receive Washington's third-round pick and New Orleans will get Washington's fourth
    • If Washington's third-round pick goes to Philadelphia, then the Saints will send a 2011 sixth- or seventh-round pick back to the Redskins
  • If none of those happen, the Eagles will get the Redskins' fourth-round pick and the Saints will get the Redskins' third-round pick
    • If New Orleans receives Washington's third-round pick, then the Redskins will get a 2011 fifth-round pick back from the Saints
  • Should Brown play 90 percent of the plays next season or get voted to the Pro Bowl, Washington will send its 2012 sixth-round pick to New Orleans
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